THE FULL CIRCLE © Diane Arbus
Who is it that can tell me who I am?Shakespeare
Miss Cora Pratt,
the Counterfeit Lady, is fashioned of a set of teeth, an old wig,
beads, brooches, feathers and laces out of the attic, and the whimsical
inclination of Polly Bushong who has been practicing this little hoax
for nearly twelve years. It really began longer ago than that, for when
she was just a child, Polly’s father, a socially prominent New England
gentleman, introduced the parlour game of shocking people by wearing a
crenelated slice of raw potato under the upper lip as buck teeth. It
remained for Polly, years later, to purchase a fine and monstrous extra
row of real false teeth and to pursue the game to its logical conclusion
by occasionally becoming someone else, which she has done with such
inspiration and cunning that she has never once been found out.
If
Polly is a delightful, witty and talented Dr. Jekyll, Cora is a
guileless, rapturous and preposterous Mr. Hyde, who commits the most
unerring blunders and cheerfully treads where angels fear to. Once Cora
Appeared, by prearrangement with the host, as the maid at an elegant New
York cocktail party – attended by a dazzling array of steel tycoons,
shipping magnates and theatrical luminaries – wearing a permanently
crumpled uniform and a pair of saddle shoes, she surreptitiously sipped
the drinks as she served them, blew the ashes out of the ashtrays in
full view of the aghast guests, solicitously offered pieces of cheese on
her outstretched hand, and fell asleep in a corner of the living room.
William
Mack is known as the Sage of the Wilderness, the (Abominale) Snowman,
Santa Claus, El- Dorado, Rasputin, Daniel Boone, Garabadi. Mr. Mack
lives on Third Avenue in a room which measures about 7 by 8 feet, with
nine umbrellas, a cowbell, twenty rings, 5 hammers, 38 cigar butts in a
bowl, 11 bracelets, 4 watches, 3 earrings, 6 necklaces, 35 empty
bottles, a Hopalong Cassidy gun and holster, a wagon, 46 rolled-up
pieces of string, 19 brushes for hair, shoes, Paint or floor, 5 segments
of broken mirror, a pink doll carriage with a sort of underslung
hammock devised out of more string, a jar full of plastic umbrella tips,
5 canes, some Blue Seal pomade, 6 saws, 7 pairs of scissors, a jar of
Maraschino Cocktail Cherries, a medicine dropper, a squashed coffeepot, 2
pinup pictures of Sophia Loren and 1 each of Brigitte Bardot and Julie
Newmar, 9 belts, a pair of brown child’s shoes hanging by the laces, a
bogus detective badge, 8 augers, a foxtail, a copy of the Koran and a
Holy Bible, a 1959 Horoscope, a ladder, a Guide To Sexual Harmony In
Marriage, ( Mr. Mack has never married), 9 pliers, 10 screwdrivers, An
English-Arabic Dictionary, a pair of white nurse’s shoes, 7 paint
scrapers and some Breath O’ Pine All Purpose Cleanser. (“Three months
living here and I’m still straightening up”). When people ask him why he
collects so many things his favourite answer is to say it’s good for
his rheumatism and when people ask him where he was born he likes to say
In the kitchen: He could tell because he heard the water running. He is
72 years old, German, an ex-merchant seaman living on his pension.
Once I accompanied him on his daily ritual round which begins at 5:30
A.M., walking down Third Avenue in the freezing dawn picking empty
bottles out of garbage cans, loading them into his baby carriage,
stopping off a select bars, which are very like private clubs, for parts
of breakfast and the early morning special extra free drink; then south
and east to the Bottle Collectors. Mr. Mack says he doesn’t do it for
the money, and indeed it is precious little money; the day I was there,
his 51 bottles yielded a total of 35 cents.
Picking up bottles is what he calls his diversion and he is humorously
indulgent when people give him money, which they must seldom dare to do,
because he is such an awesome, noble, possessed and legendary figure. I
think he is most awfully strong. Often he carries a great sack on his
shoulders. He appears to be the bearer of an undecipherable message.
Nevertheless he is very fond of polite, aristocratic conversation and he
sometimes goes to Union Square for a good etymological argument. He is a
Muslim convert and a student of language and philosophy. He has had
experiences on the lower astral plane. He says that the average person
not only eats too much but breathes too much. And he says that life
isn’t suppose to make sense: “If you take it literal, if you try to
figure it out, it is a mass of confusion, a pack of lies signifying
nothing….The mutable cannot perceive the immutable.” And the last time I
saw him he said to me: “It’s a great life if you don’t weaken but you
are bound to weaken one day.”
The Full Circle
Harper's Bazaar November 1961
Photography & Text: Diane Arbus
Harper's Bazaar November 1961
Photography & Text: Diane Arbus
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